The Gigantic Terror Called Public Speaking
Today's one of those days,
When you've forgotten everything,
That you'd memorized all night long,
You're worried that everything would go wrong;
Today's one of those days,
When you'd rather stay in a cage,
With a poisonous, ominous snake, Than stand in front of dozens on a stage;
Around you, are people lounging about,
As cool as cucumbers,
And here you are - Crippled with fear, struggling to remember;
A shaky breath you take,
Pursue your lips, toss you hair,
Trying so hard to fake,
That you're an undaunted winner;
But all that false bravado falls,
When you see the first contender,
Enters the podium,
Clears his throat and stands tall;
And then anxiety slithers in back,
Like a poisonous python,
Wrapping around you,
Making your insides go slack;
You see the first contender talk,
With flamboyant gestures, incredible voice modulation;
Seeing the audience,
It's sure he's won the adulation;
And then, here you are,
Still trying to calm down,
Your thoughts running like a…
You're worried that everything would go wrong;
Today's one of those days,
When you'd rather stay in a cage,
With a poisonous, ominous snake, Than stand in front of dozens on a stage;
Around you, are people lounging about,
As cool as cucumbers,
And here you are - Crippled with fear, struggling to remember;
A shaky breath you take,
Pursue your lips, toss you hair,
Trying so hard to fake,
That you're an undaunted winner;
But all that false bravado falls,
When you see the first contender,
Enters the podium,
Clears his throat and stands tall;
And then anxiety slithers in back,
Like a poisonous python,
Wrapping around you,
Making your insides go slack;
You see the first contender talk,
With flamboyant gestures, incredible voice modulation;
Seeing the audience,
It's sure he's won the adulation;
And then, here you are,
Still trying to calm down,
Your thoughts running like a…