A Bundle Of Contradictions

STATUTORY WARNING: I KNOW I AM NO EXPERT IN PSYCHOLOGY OR THE FACT THAT I AM NOT A DICTATOR WHOSE RULES PEOPLE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO FOLLOW. 

BUT AS I AM A HUMAN BEING WITH COMMON SENSE, I THOUGHT I'D BETTER WRITE THIS POST, SO THAT THE INDIVIDUALS OF MY FELLOW GENDER DO NOT DO SUCH DUMB THINGS. 

Well then, that's settled.

Hello, dear reader! It's been quite some time, eh?

But now, I am back with my neurotic rambling!

It has come to my attention, that a lot of girls have a tendency to behave a bit...

How do we put this gently?

Stupid.

Now, don't get me wrong. Don't you go ahead and accuse me, "Oh Archie, how dare you! It's so anti-feministic of you to criticize girls! Girls are not stupid, okay?"

To which, I will reply: Dear reader, I am not bashing girls or suddenly transforming into a misogynist. All I'm trying to do is a post to warn my fellow gender's beings to NOT TO DO THE FOLLOWING THINGS. 

So, without further ado, allow me to enlist the …

So, I wrote a new story. It was supposed to be for a competition but then I found out that I'm not 'old enough' to enter the contest. 

My mum was pretty disappointed, though. 

Me? I'm fine with it. I guess I hadn't read the instructions properly. :p

However, I'm glad that I wrote this story. I've always wanted to write a saaaad story. 

I hope you like it! :) 



Amelia’s Swing Morning, 25th April, 1991 It was a nice spring day. The small village of Willborough was sunny for once. There was a pleasant breeze wafting in the air. The flowers in the Ferguson s’ yard were blooming to the fullest. Mr. James Ferguson was seated in an old rocking chair, out in the porch, immersed in reading his novel, when – “Daddy, I want a swing.”    Mr. Ferguson kept his book on his lap and looked at his five-year-old daughter. Amelia Ferguson strongly resembled her mother – she had the same fair hair, baby blue eyes and her smile was utterly unique. Her hair was – as always – braided mess…

The Harry Potter series, written by J.K. Rowling is one of my favourite book series. In fact, it gets the first spot.
When people hear about Harry Potter, they often associate it with magic. Yes, it does involve a very good dosage of magic, but truth be told, it deals with a lot of other subjects too.
According to J.K. Rowling, the main theme of the whole series is ‘death’. Death is something which all of us are afraid of. In fact, when the word death flashes in your mind, you can hardly imagine what happens after. Death is natural. It is inevitable.
I can see how this series deals with death. It was very clever from Rowling’s part to show how Voldemort wanted to be invincible, to be immortal. It is something which many dictators and those of the diabolical, despicable kind desire – immortality. I like the concept of Horcruxes, the articles where one keeps a part of his soul to keep himself protected.
Also, I like how she described the effects of a person’s death on the loved ones. Wh…

Yeah, so I saw Freaky Friday starring Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis yesterday.
Don't give me such weird stares (Which I know you're giving once you read the first sentence). The movie was released when I was, what, a six-year-old kid.
So now, I begin with the review.  ~~~~